All comics by bitterbradley

 

by bitterbradley
12-07-04
Stunned, our Saint Employee rushes to make an excuse
why don't you come in next week and work some OT now that you are done with school?
Aren't you supposed to be a woman? Your horn is so big!
Desperately, still thinking...
Well, what do you say? You would be helping a lot of needy people?
I'm busy fucking your mother...no...
Finally, an acceptable excuse
Your services are invaluable in this time of need for the firm!
I have to take a shit

 

by bitterbradley
12-07-04
Slowly turning wheels
I'm hungry! Ummm ummm! Hardees sounds good.
9:30am
Sorry I'm late, Janet Whore. When I left home I realized I left my keys inside Hardees when I got breakfast this morning before they opened.
You poor thing! You go enjoy your breakfast. You deserve a break.
Not taking the bait...
You'll never believe what happened to me this morning?!?!?!
Let me guess...your toilet puked on you?

 

by bitterbradley
12-07-04
Would you please ask bitterbradley to help with the new project?
whatever you say, my queen. Would you like me to lick your stamp before you leave?
9:00am
Wasn't bitterbradley supposed to help?
hahaha! I got him now. I told him to help at 10:30am...did you know my dad bought me booze for my 20th birthday? Then I woke up in his bed.
Bitterbradley transforms...
It seems you have some extra time. Here's another project for you to do. It wil probably require you to work friday night.
I got plans. Is this what I look like to you???

 

by bitterbradley
12-07-04
9:00am
I just need a file...I have such a headache this morning. It really is cold outside today isn't it? You look a little tired today...are you getting sick?
If I don't look her in the eye, maybe she'll stop talking this time.
9:05am
Hi Bitterbradley, I thought you would like to hold my new baby?
I'd rather see you breastfeed it.
9:10am
Here's your paycheck. Hey, something smells in here!
Yeah, I farted. Can you hand me that paper clip on the floor in front of you? Yeah, that's right.

 

by bitterbradley
12-08-04
How come you didn't participate in the Secret Santa gift exchange this year?
Well, Betty, I'm Jewish.
So, do you not celebrate Christmas?
Oh no, I love Christmas! I'm just too cheap and bitter to spend money on people I don't like.
Do Jews believe in Jesus?
Why yes, Betty. Jesus was the first rabbinic pimp. Do all old ladies smell like moth balls and ask stupid questions?

 

by bitterbradley
12-08-04
11:00am
Do you want to go to lunch today? Around 12?
Sure. I could use a break.
11:45am
Our beloved *oink* leader requests we meet at 12 *oink*. They are bringing in food for us. I hope its Stameys.
Just great! I had lunch plans with a pretty girl.
12 noon
Are you ready to go?
I can't go. Menstrual Mediation 04 is taking place. I have to attend and be subjected to their bloody rants while eating Cloud Nine

 

by bitterbradley
12-08-04
Bitterbradley, you look like you are feeling much better?
Can't I go to the kitchen without being harrassed? I just want a yogurt.
Daydreaming and Singing
Hot damn, summer in the city...
what did you say?
Uh...I have toe jam. Oh what a pity.

 

by bitterbradley
12-08-04
Strike One
Excuse me, is this the Counseling 101?
nah, this be Custodial Management 201
Strike Two
Excuse me, is this the Counseling 101?
Yo Blood, this here Human Business Marketing 069
Homerun
Excuse me, is this the Counseling 101?
uuummmm hhhhhmmm. Didja bring the chicken wings?

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