What You Need, What You Need to Know

Author: blackhaloinc

Date: July 27, 2003

by blackhaloinc
7-27-03
Here at Office Depot, our associates always understand your needs...
Eck-u-me sir, I wanta to buy a fak machine!
God dammit, why doesn't INS deport these fucks?
Our customer service is as fanatical as it gets...
What's the difference between this one and all of the other 200 machines you have in the store?
ARE YOU FUCKIN RETARDED? WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR OWN GOD DAMMED EYES AND TELL ME THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE?
Office Depot - What you need, what you need to know.
Oh okay! I'll take that one. Can I get a discount please? I shop here everyday!
Ah christ, I think I really am in hell...