SOYLENT GREEN IS BLUETOOTH!

Author: blackhaloinc

Date: September 5, 2003

by blackhaloinc
9-05-03
So how's the new cell phone anyways?
OMG! It is so fucking bad ass! It's got a bunch of futuristic stuff built into it, like Bluetooth, and everything!
What the hell do you need bluetooth for? Especially on a cell phone? Do you even have anything else with bluetooth?
Well...No. But DUDE! Bluetooth is like, THE wave of the future! You can connect anything to Bluetooth.
You know... I remember when they use to call bluetooth "Infrared."
Your just jealous because I'm surfing on the wave of the future and your just dog paddling behind...