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by blackknight
3-22-06
tryin to get married
lalalalalala im a pretty pony will yo marry me
heck no nizzle my fashizzle is on the grizzle dog
around the xmas with my boyfriend
that guy back there wouldnt marry me will u
to war....ahhhhh! run away the BLOODY GERMANS sent a gay man to marry us
i LOVE geeks there so HOT
im not a geek u moron im a atomic bomb

 

by blackknight
3-22-06
hi girl
hi man shark
ok ill just leave
finaly

 

by blackknight
3-22-06
donate blood to me , please
no way i'd rather go through puperty
donate blood or die
why?
uh run away he figured out my plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wierdo

 

by blackknight
3-22-06
in the bar with my aunt drunker
why do ladies have boobs
i dont know maybe because as girls get older they drink more alchol and need some place to put it all
now i know why girls have boobs
time to talk to my aunt buttchin himer
thats good , i guess
if u want anymore help just ask

 

by blackknight
3-22-06
mom what the answer to number one
dude im smoking i cant tell u right now
triceratops stealing drugs oh yeh
is there a problem mrs. manshark
yeh, the triceratops wont tell me the answer
hey u guys were supposed to get the guy who cheated on his math test
your under arrest for stealing drugs u moron?

 

by blackknight
3-22-06
yeh schools blow in up yeh
schools boring and jonny blew it yeh who rocks
jonny why did u rip your paper
was i dreaming again
your mothers going to be mad jonny

 

by blackknight
3-22-06
i hate skool
lets burn it down with alchol
i love fire
did we win because my thong hurts
thats nice

 

by blackknight
3-24-06
hows my girlfriend in the army
me and her fell in love and i gave her a hiaki
im gonna kill u
why
ummmmmmmmmmm i havent relly thought about that

 

by blackknight
3-24-06
IM STILL GONNA KILL U
AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT, WHAT SHALL IDO IT WITH
MAYBE A 1GAGE 50BARREL MACHINE GUN WITH A SCOPE

 

by blackknight
3-25-06
hey mister bacon can i eat u?
hmmmmmmm let me think
uh maybe for a couple billion dollars
i guess its time to die

 

by blackknight
3-25-06
but i love u
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
your alive
really

 

will u marry me
ok
by blackknight, 3-25-06

 

by blackknight
3-27-06
im hitting on myself
thats impossible
fine im hitting on u
what?! but we lived in the same house for 1.9 billion years

 

by blackknight
3-27-06
hmmmmmmm now that u menchen it
menchen what
i dont know lets just party
to bad

 

by blackknight
3-28-06
baconman rocks hes my sisters second cousin from the snail side of the family
i know stupid
my sister says your hot and she loves those brown stripes
really, and these arent strips of brown its meat

 

by blackknight
3-28-06
wow theres only 5 baconmans left i hope i get to see one
now where did i put my corvette
did u know there are only 5 baconmen left
yeh hey mac get over here and get rid of him

 

by blackknight
3-28-06
DO U WANT TO DIE NOW
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LET ME THINK
THREE ETERNITY LATER
SIR I DONT HAVE ALL DAY
IM STILL THINKING

 

by blackknight
3-30-06
hey man what yah doin with that gun
goin to kill u geez what else would i be doin with it
hey no need to shoot im already dead at least i think
i dont care its time to die hahahahahahahahahaha

 

by blackknight
3-30-06
IM SORRY

 

by blackknight
4-13-06
im a gay rocker and a shemale
thanks for sharing
my butt itches so much that im gay
i like the way you inform us in your singing
like to sing because i m going through puperty
i dont think its good to be saying that you are going through puperty. i guess amercan idol is going to have to let u go

 

by blackknight
4-13-06
daniel jackson is at hollywood studios
hi , im daniel jackson im here to meet the host of american idiot
im steve the pirate from the movie dogdeball
im with another host
yo dogs im from lord of the rings i played faramir
now im with a guy from a videogame
hi i am herrictonemiace from the massive online adventure game called runescape

 

by blackknight
4-13-06
lets meet the co-host
im proud to be on this show
i am the death lord
i am legalas archer master
i m a unmarried hotty with no boyfriend named kaitlan
im a super non-spy working for the hlan hot ladies at need

 

by blackknight
4-14-06
WHAT YUH GOT THERE
A LOVE LETTER
FROM WHO
YOU
YO, IM A TOP NON SECRET AGENT AND YOUR GOIN TO GIVE ME THAT LETTER OR ILL HURT MYSELF
OH REALLY, BECAUSE THIS ONE TIME I WAS AT MY GRANNYS AND SHE MADE A PIE WITH PEPPERS ON IT AND WHEN I ATE IT MY BUTT WAS RED AND SO WAS MY POOP

 

by blackknight
4-14-06
BEFIND THE STAGE WITH UNMARRIED HOT GIRL AND THE NEW GUY
YOUR HOT WANT TO GO SKINNY DIPPING
OK
BEFIND THE STAGE WITH UNMARRIED HOT GIRL AND THE NEW GUY
WILL U MARRY ME
OF COURSE
BEFIND THE STAGE WITH UNMARRIED HOT GIRL AND THE NEW GUY
THIS IS BORING WHERE IS THE PASTOR IM LEAVING
OK WE CAN GET MARRIED ON STAGE

 

by blackknight
4-14-06
auditions
pork pork its hates forks pork makes me a dork and someday pork will rule the world oh yeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rock on has a slight feeling of death and emotion
YOYOYOYO IM THE MATADOR AHUH I SEE WHEN I PEE MY MOMMY IS BEHIND ME YOYOYOYOYOYO
HMMMM A RAPPER , THAT WAS EXCELLENT YOU PASS
YOYO EVERYBODY IM A TALKIN BABY A LITTLE GASSY FOR MOMMY BUT YOU KNOW IM A RAPPEN BABY YOYOYOYOYO
I DONT GET IT A TALKIN BABY I MEEN REALLY HE WAS SINGING LIKE THAT MATADOR OH WELL

 

by blackknight
4-14-06
THAT PARITE GUYS SISTER LIKES TO LICK U
WHOS HIS SISTER A CATHLIC A JEW A ROMAN OR JUST A MAN
OH, SHES NON OF THOSE
BUT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
I LIKE TO LICK U
I DONT FEEL COMFORTIBLE IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM ALONE WITH U

 

by blackknight
4-14-06
ILL WILL BLOW UP HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS BECAUSE MY FAVORITE SHOW DOESNT GO IN ORDER
YO YO LETS BLOW UP THE WORLD OH OH AHUH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HELP ME IM ON FIRE AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
AHH RUN AWWAY RUN AWAY
THIS STINKS
YEH IT DOES

 

by blackknight
5-01-06
today hollywood studios was blown up by a series of missiles AND ALL THE HOST AND CO-HOST AND THE MATADOR IN AMERICAN IDIOT SURVIVED
me and the profeser blew up this place
in other news the new show called d@ cool pepe$ will be starting on tuesday

 

by blackknight
5-01-06
WELCOME TO D@ COOL PEPE$
DUDE SHUT UP
SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE 1MILL
YOYOYO IM A MATADOR OH YEH UHAH YOYOYO
THATS ALL FOKES
YEH RIGHT

 

by blackknight
5-01-06
I WILL RULE THE WORLD
NOT IF I KILL U
BURN
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WILL RULE
THIS ISN'T HOW THE SCRIPT GOES

 

by blackknight
5-02-06
hi i am cman from india will u kiss my sister
bullshur wewe i am a french man from calorodo give me three pints of gold and your wish is granted
wazzup dog is your nizzle on the grizzle and it sizzles on my sis
that depends. i dont even no if im a boy or a girl so i guess your wish is granted
yoyo wazzup with fairy thing bling bling yoyoyoyoyoyo
i dont no a witch just came up to me and kissed and then i could grant wishes

 

by blackknight
5-02-06
hello bunny man beware of evil
shutup
EVIL!
SHUTUP!
YO
WHY ARE U SO GAY I HATE THIS SHOW YOYOYOYOYOYO

 

by blackknight
5-02-06
on du ship
yoyo wa iz up homey dog yoyo!
arghh!every scurvey on thee deck grab a lifeboat!
is that all you say homey dog yoyoyo!!!
no.

 

by blackknight
5-02-06
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm......
BBAANNGG
THUMP!!!!
ehhem... hhhelllo?

 

by blackknight
5-02-06
dummmm...dumm...dum...dumm...deee...dummmm
eh...hem...man i had to much cake tonight!

 

by blackknight
5-02-06
playing a game on your Nintendo64?
Yah!look at these cheesey graphics!

 

by blackknight
5-02-06
playing a playstation 1?
dude!it looks like crash is a mutated giraffe thingy!what cheesey graphics!

 

by blackknight
5-02-06
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! WERE ALL GONNA DIE
NO JUST U THERES ONLY 37 PARUCHUTES AND 38 SO HAHA
OH YEH WELL WHO SAID U GET THE LAST ONE
EVERYONE ELSE TOOK THEM
SO
FINE WE'LL DO A CONTEST TO SEE WHO GETS IT

 

by blackknight
5-02-06
so how do we prove who gets the paruchute
hmmmmmmmmm!. i guess will let america find out
call 1-955-4488 to choose now
and choose what u want them to do
votes are in.lets see, ok they want us to wrestle and whos best at drama
that doesnt seem hard

 

by blackknight
5-02-06

 

by blackknight
5-02-06
so lets start beating up each other
fine
im gonna win
no yer not were not even hurting each other were hurting ourselves
oh i see what u meen does this mean we have to do the drama thing
i guess so

 

by blackknight
5-03-06
OK ILL GO FIRST. FOR MINE I NEED A PARUCHUTE
to bad loser
my turn , yoyoyo
that stunk
what do u mean u didn't do anything in yours

 

by blackknight
5-03-06
NOW HOW DO WE PROVE THAT I SHOULD GET THE PARUCHUTE
HMMMMMMM, LETS LET AMERICA FIND OUT OUR HATE
OK
CALL 1-800-5566-JON TO VOTE FOR JON
CALL 2-800- 6740-MAN FOR THE MAILMAN YOYOYO

 

by blackknight
5-03-06
ARE THE VOTES IN
YEH,GEES STUPID
JON GOT 567,231,657,563 VOTES
AND MAILMAN GOT 567,231,657,563 VOTES
ITS A TIE NOW WHAT ARE WE GANNO DO
FIRST ONE TO GET IT GETS IT

 

by blackknight
5-03-06
ITS MINE
NO ITS MINE
YEH IGOT IT FIRST
IM GONNA KILL U

 

by blackknight
5-03-06
YO WAZZUP
YEH I WATCHED THAT SHOW BEFORE IT WAS REALLY FAMILY ENTERTANIG
NIZZLE ICIZZILES
I'VE SEEN THAT ON HBO IT WAS REAL CHEESY, I MEEN SERIOUSLY HOW MANY MOVIES HAVE ALL THE CHARECTARES MADE OF CHEESE AND THE BACK GROUND WAS CHEESE TO. I DONT NO ABOUT U BUT THAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME
SHUT...............
YEH I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE BUT ITS SOPPOSED TO BE THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER ON SCIFI

 

by blackknight
11-23-06
hmm wow a chain letter,let's see what it says.
"To reader:Send this picture of a dog to 3 friends." Like i'd ever... jeez,wait there's something else at the bottom,
"the slob who did't send to five friends got sent to jail for 80 years." Ummm... i'll be changing my mind about what i said earlier.

 

by blackknight
11-23-06
Help me daughter!
Ooooh,to late
owwwww...
well,now i can get that psp i wanted.

 

by blackknight
11-23-06
Bats are creepy aren't they?
Baseball bats you mean?
No animal bats, they creep me out,good thing i'm not one of them!
Ehem....
What?Do you mean your a bat?!C'mon boys load up the tanks!!!

 

im writin up satan for bein' a jerk,he is nothin compared to the lord jesus.John3:16For God so loved the world he gave his one and only son.So Beilive or non of ya'll will livin' with the Lord Jesus!
yah,what he said.(Good thing he's a part time Pastor like me,CHRIST RULES!
by blackknight, 11-23-06

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