Two Friends Part Deuxieme

Author: blad

Date: November 6, 2002

by blad
11-06-02
Ack! I fear I am spent!
Now I shall turn mine pistol upon my own person and fire two deadly-efficient shots into my gut.
HELLO FRIEND WHERE MIGHT I FIND THE LOO ON THIS PREMISES???
Why, it was only a friendly retarded man!
I WILL TURN VIOLENT SIR UNLESS YOU DIRECT ME PROMPTLY TO THE NEAREST LOO
Ho ho ho, what fools these mongoloids be. Engage me in a game of the sport of kings and then I might tell you, knave!