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| I was reading Proust in the loo when I heard a voice calling my name. Tell me, father, was it you who called for me? | |
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| Do not be absurd, boy. What use would I have with you? You are a foppish young dandy for being so presumptuous! | |
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| Oh my, I do believe I know where this is leading and I do believe I chortle with anticipation. | |
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| The proper punishment is to be bent over my knee and spanked until your posterior is a shade of rouge. | |
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| If the authorities knew how much you enjoyed this, you would be taken away from me. | |
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