A Farce! A Farce!

Author: blad

Date: October 30, 2002

by blad
10-30-02
Hello, sir. Are you aware that there is what appears to be a dead child sprawled on your lawn?
It's okay, the garbage truck will be by soon.
Are you sure they'll dispose of a corpse without incident?
No, but I am a gambling man.
Well, good luck in your perilous endeavor.
I am offended by the insulting concept of luck. Get out of my house or I will fetch my cane and beat you about the sternum with it!