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by bladderface11
2-07-04
Susan gets called to Mr.Dooleys office....
Come in susan, i shaved my head and dyed by beard and stole this out-fit from miss.sweeney!Now come let frank give you some love!
But frank, iv turned into a black woman, i am proble carrying alot of diaeases, are you sure you wanna fuck me!?
Susan leaves heart broken but follows her bosses orders and gets miss.sweeny.....
YuK! Of course not!Get out you black bitch!And call Miss.Sweeny in,i'll fuck her, even though she smokes like a chimney!Now get OUT and Get HER!!!!!
Fuck you dickhead, i'll go get her but i hope you get her up the duff.***wanker***
Frank is going from worse to...GaY! .::[The End]::.
Hey berny!Still on the fags i see.....Hop on the bed....
Hey "Limp dick frank" if your going to fuck me then shave off your white pubs, they give me a rash.....is that MY out-fit!!!!!??????

 

by bladderface11
2-07-04
in prison, chris sees a french man tht luks sorta gay
i wish i could ass rape tht boy
i bet hes thinking of ass raping me, gay german
french man runs away frm german like everybody else does
rejected as usual
i knew it
german gets outa jail, boy doesnt know german is gay(tony superdini)
a little boy i can rape
hey german wanna play?

 

by bladderface11
2-07-04
A daily conversation with Chris
Hey Im chris da styler, snuffx.com,lets wank together!?I need to buy thong in shop for muzzer,i want to rape little girls.I talk pure shit.
Chris your sick!Your a fucking dickhead thats like a bad smell.You do chat pure shite, you never stop following me around and you chat about computers too much!!!!!
I get annoyed with Chris....
But this is normal........
No it's not "Normal" your a dickhead!I hate the fucking site of you!Please please please please go back to fucking germany and leave me alone!!!
I try to kill my self...
No, im going to stay here and talk shit to you forver,im wanking myself in my pocket now, this is normal in Germany...
AHHH! Death is BETTER than listening to hiM!

 

by bladderface11
2-08-04
Ray gets a valentines letter.....
Dear Ray, Please come outside to meet me, im a sexy 6ft blonde and i wanna meet you. Bye, Your secret admirer.
I wonder who she could be....I hope she's goodlooking.

 

by bladderface11
2-08-04
Ray gets a valentine letter
Dear Ray, Please come out and meet me outside, im a 6ft blonde and i really wanna meet you, Bye, Your Secret Admirer.xOx
I wonder who it could be...i hope shes goodlooking...
Ray decides to go meet his admirer.....
But what if its a joke...what if its someone taking a micky....
No...its proble genuine....well theres only one way to find out...i better go outside and meet this girl..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
AhhHHHh Vivienne its you! You old ugly BaG!!!!!!AHHHH Get away from mE!
Thats right!!! Now i have you!!! Give GrannY some LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

 

by bladderface11
2-14-04
Irish Guy finds woman...
Top of the morning to ya Lassy...want to come back to my place for some guinness...and then i can show you my ONE EYED MONSTER!!!!!!
Hmm...ok...take it slow though..its been a long time for me....
Irish guy take girl home...
Oh my one eyed monster is shy too.
*Giggle*Giggle*
Woman meets the one eyed monster...
Hello...
God..i sure know how to pick them.

 

by bladderface11
2-14-04
Kurt goes to hell...
The water is so yellow im a healthy student...
Ahhh Mr.Cobain,iv been waiting for you.Are you ready for your life time of slavery?
gets disturbing news...
Love myself better than you, know its wrong so what can i do....?
Hmm...ok...you'll be working along side Freddie Mercury.
Runs like blue fuck...
Err.....Mr.Cobain..?

 

by bladderface11
2-15-04
Green
White
Up the Irish!!!!
Isnt that meant to be gold....not yellow....
Gold(Well..yellow,Damn limited colors)

 

by bladderface11
2-15-04
The phone rings...
*ring*ring*
AhA! Someone is in need of my assistance.....its just a pity that i live so far away from the globe.
5 mins later
*ring*ring*
Maybe i could live down on the earth, i could move back in with mother. But i dont think i could stand all the " I told you so" 's i wud get off her.She said i'd make a terrible superhero.
20 mins later...
*ring*rin..Click*
Hmm...i suppose i should have answered that...Oh well...suicide for me again..

 

by bladderface11
2-15-04
Daily session on the net..
I better leave this Hammer and Nail out in the garage.
%$$£$~@'#'!!
*Hehe*Time to sign him up for spam!
2 Minutes later
God! Would you look at all that spam i have, how on earth do i getting my email!!??

 

by bladderface11
2-15-04
My Nick.
Ok, my nickname may be weird, but i'v had it since i was 10(Im 16 in march).So it kinda grew on me(Not literally).
It was my sister's fault really, when i wasnt looking she signed me up for an Email account with this nick.
I like it because when i sign up for stuff...like SC for example, this nick isnt taken, and when i search google under "Bladdderface11" stuff about me comes up.
I plan on making this nick known through out the internet. It is already well known on IRC, where i live practically, Irc.Webchat.org mostly.
So there is how i got my nickname.Thanks godzilla_roar2000 for giving me the idea to do this.
Any questions then dont hesitate to PM me, Thanks.

 

by bladderface11
2-15-04
Hmm...is something burning?

 

by bladderface11
2-15-04
My mother says i cant hang out with you any more.
Is it cos im black and white?
.....
??
No, it's cos you excaped from prison!
I'd hardly call digging a tunnel under the prison walls "Excaping".

 

by bladderface11
2-15-04
Arnt they cute..
Home swe....
...et home
I think we build shop here
Yea, shop.

 

by bladderface11
2-16-04
Ok, im a smart kid, i can usually figure stuff out...
...but for some strange reason i just can get my head around this...
....Like why the hell am i sitting on my own on a bench, on a dock outside a ship!!???

 

by bladderface11
2-16-04
This speaks for itself...
This speaks for itself...
This speaks for itself...

 

by bladderface11
2-16-04
This...
To this...
Then finally this..

 

by bladderface11
2-16-04

 

by bladderface11
2-16-04
Gabe The Confused Boy Goes For A Walk...
I think i'll go for a walk.
Man, this is a good walk.
What the...

 

by bladderface11
2-16-04
Don't they look like dog bones...?

 

by bladderface11
2-16-04
NEXT!
:'(
OMG!NEXT!
:'( :'(
HIRED!
:)

 

by bladderface11
2-16-04
Johny the horse tries comedy
...So then i said "Hey mister, if you dont like the jumper then tell your wife to stop buying me them!"
So what did you think of that joke??
Im getting a negative vibe off this audience...

 

by bladderface11
2-16-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
Why does my ass cry at the thought of this?

 

by bladderface11
2-17-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
Haha, you didnt actually believe that Mircosoft had a Database!!??
:-(

 

by bladderface11
2-17-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
MOTHER!?
What!? Is this weird for you??

 

by bladderface11
2-17-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
This program has performed an illegal operation and will been shut down
:-(

 

by bladderface11
2-19-04
Finds the Channel for him
*Types* /join #I-love-horses-their-my-friend
* You were kicked from #i-love-horses-their-my-friend by IrcUser (You suck, Johny! (K:2024)
Not all goes to plan
#I-love-horses-their-my-friend unable to join channel (address is banned)
What will Johny do now??
*sop*

 

by bladderface11
2-19-04
Sets up a Sock5 to spoof his IP
*Clicks*Options> Firewall> Protocol> Socks5 *types*Hostname: 68.62.4.231User id: RevengePort: 1033
Sets up a Remote Script
On *:join:*#i-love-horses-their-my-friend: { timer 51 1 /notice $chan I DO NOT SUCK I DO NOT SUCK I DO NOT SUCK }
Time for revenge....
*Types* /Join #I-love-horses-their-my-friend *Thinks* HaHaHa!

 

by bladderface11
2-19-04
Bauh?
Well as you can see our first attempt to clone a sheep went terrible wrong, despite having no head;a humans foot and hand it is still able to live.
Moah
*Sighs* Well, it was alot better than the dog.
Woof?

 

by bladderface11
2-20-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
Ehhhh........?

 

by bladderface11
2-20-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
Ehhhh.......?

 

by bladderface11
2-28-04
More money!?What happened to the €50 i gave you last week?
Well...see.. there was this guy on the street looking for money for charity.
I must have lost it running up the alley to get away from him.

 

by bladderface11
2-28-04
Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE
It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say
That's it. You're going down, man.
15 Minutes Later
Since when was a boy being cornholed by a dog illegal??
Beats me.

 

by bladderface11
2-28-04
Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE.
It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say!
That's it. You're going down, man.
Boy turns off the lights...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What the hell are you playing at??
Sorry, i didnt see the comma in your last sentence....my bad.

 

by bladderface11
2-29-04
Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE.
It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say!
That's it. You're going down, man.
We interupt this comic to give you a boring news flash that nobody cares about.

 

by bladderface11
3-10-04
*types*So whats your a/s/l?
*reads* 16/m/uk*types*im 16 aswell.Im 5'7 brunette with a D cup and im naked.Describe urself to me!
*reads*6'3,blonde haired,model,six pack, i enjoy weight lifting and hanging with friends.Im also naked. :)
*types*wow..you sound hot.
He sounds great!
!!She thinks im hot!

 

by bladderface11
3-13-04
Its my birthday today....This day, 16 years ago i was born
WEIGHT:7LBS 2OZ HEIGHT:21 INCHES
Born at 10: 04 AM.....Happy birthday me.

 

by bladderface11
4-20-04
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Yup....I mean nope.

 

by bladderface11
4-23-04
New Backgrounds
New Backgrounds
New Backgrounds
New Backgrounds
New Backgrounds
New Backgrounds
New Backgrounds
New Backgrounds
New Backgrounds

 

by bladderface11
4-30-04
RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!!
Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here?
TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST?
I don't believe I have.

 

by bladderface11
6-13-04
[i] testing [/i]
[i] testing [/i]
[i] testing [/i]

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