All comics by blaqphli

 

Jermaine Dupri vs. Armageddon by blaqphli 7-11-02
Ah, it is once again that special time of the year when age-old traditions are... Borin'. Fo' realz, g-slice.	...aw, SHIT. Wouldn't ya know...nuclear war. Sheeyit...dass tight, nigga.	Well...there's always the upside of the complete obliteration of the civilized world.. Yo BITCH, wanna bump up in my ESCALADE, wid' 'da 24's ROLLIN'... Shut up and suck my dick.

 

Butch's Idea by blaqphli 7-12-02
Who woulda thunk in a million years that Jon and Butch would ever get on good terms? *idea*	Ah, en contraire, the two exchanged feelings FAR beyond acceptance.	...oh. Well, shit. What the fuck did you expect, boy? Sweet love down by the fire??

 

Butch's Idea by blaqphli 7-12-02
Who woulda thunk in a million years that Jon and Butch would ever get on good terms? *idea*	Ah, en contraire, the two exchanged feelings FAR beyond acceptance.	...oh. Well, shit. What the fuck did you expect, boy? Sweet love down by the fire??

 

What Red's in Fer by blaqphli 7-12-02
So....what're you in fer? Ah...I recall it as if it were yesterday.	"There was a girl...She was eight; I was a robot designed to eliminate the human race. Our relationship was true, and yet it was forbidden." Why must our love be so misunderstood? O, what cruel fate! (filth, corrupted thoughts, robot cock)	One day I will return to her, and on that day we will truly be able to consum... Shut up and suck my cock.

 

Don't Hate, Hadrosaur by blaqphli 7-12-02
The mid-to-late Cretaceous Period was a time of great conflict among the larger, more territorial species of dinosaur. *...rollin' down the street, smokin'-smokin'...sippin' on Gin n' Juice...* Yo, where you from, HADROSAUR??	Chaos reigned in these times, but one rule and one rule only dominated throughout the land... Yo mamma's pussy...bitch! Aw, shit, nigga, Imma smoke yo ass ol' skool, hard knock, playa PLAYAAA!	..."WARNING: ALL HATERS WILL BE PROSECUTED". Shit, my ass been SMOKED. "Gin n' Juice"...fuckin' west coast niggaz...

 

Worst Strip Ever by blaqphli 7-12-02
"Ah, yes...with the new millenium, the generally accepted definition of a 'family' is challenged.."	"Luckily, I had arrived just in time to warn them of their imminent eternal damnation.." Uh...y'all goin' ta hell.	*sigh* Good stuff. Good stuff. *clap, clap*

 

I LOVE CINEMA by blaqphli 7-13-02
"Hey, who 'dat bitch who been cleanin' up 'da streets, son?" "Dat bitch? Shit, she crazy."" You look like you worth yo' weight in ice, girl. Howzabout I take care a' yo azz fo' awhilez?	"She'll suck yo' ballz dry, n' in the process, suck all yo' internal organs out of yo' urethra, n' take yo ends, nigga! Dey call her..." *mmmmph....* Can I spot talent, or can I spot talen...EEEEAAAAAHHHHHGG GGKGKGgg..guh..	*DUN DUN DUNNNNN* "...THE HUNGRY LEECH." In theaters this Christmas. *BeLcH* *giggle* I LOVE CINEMA!

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