How Women Interpret Men And What Men Really Mean

Author: blasphemous

Date: May 10, 2001

by blasphemous
5-10-01
He says, "You're the most beautiful woman on this earth":
Yeah right.
Maybe I'll score.
He says, "Will you marry me?":
He wants to be with me forever!
If I don't do it now she'll stop giving me ass.
He says, "That chick is good looking":
Oh shit, he's going to hook up with her and leave my ugly ass in the dust.
Oh shit, maybe I shouldn't have said that.