Roomates

Author: blorbizarro

Date: April 27, 2014

by blorbizarro
4-27-14
Dear Fred, I have decided that I am too much of a burden and that I can't go on like this anymore. If you are reading this I'm probably dead..unless my suicide is unsuccessful.
Fred enters the bathroom and finds his roommate in dying in the trashcan..
His breathing is labored, the kind thing to would be to take him out of his misery, right? Well here goes....
Omg....you're alive..I was sure that I was......free..
WAIT!!! I WAS JUST JOKING!! I WOULD NEVER KILL MYSELF!