Don't eat the bacon.

Author: bltsandwich17

Date: January 11, 2006

by bltsandwich17
1-11-06
I swear I won't make you fat. Eat me, only me!
Fuck no! I hate you, evil bacon.
Don't leave me, You won't get fat. I swear.
FUck off, you lying bastard.
5 months later...
HAHAHA! Another exploding fatso! 2 points for bacon.