Deathly Frank: Part 1

Author: bluey26255

Date: February 16, 2013

by bluey26255
2-16-13
Why is Frank talking to that idiot, Lenny? He can't help.
Lenny, my brother Bill just died.
Well uh, Frank I don't know what to say.
I hate narrating this column.
I'm thinking about just killing myself too.
CRAP NO! You can't kill yourself. You'll ruin my life, man. You're my best friend.
Part 2 is coming soon.
SHUT YOUR FACE. I'm going to kill myself and there's no way of stopping me.
If you say so.