Nuts

Author: blueyoohoo

Date: August 26, 2004

by blueyoohoo
8-26-04
Howdy, Skip.
Hey, Charlie.
Good acorn crop this year, huh? I've never seen so many of the suckers before! Just laying around, ripe for the picking. Acorns, roast acorns, acorn pie, boiled acorns...
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HAH HAH HAH! They're all mine! MINE! I'm a g...nay, THE God of Acorns. Bow before me, bucktoothed bowel-biter! HAH HAH HAH HAH Heh heh huh hoo. Whoo.
Nutcase.