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| I read in Vogue that you were a real tight ass. You could turn coal into a diamond, brotha man! | |
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| Well, I read in Cosmo that you were on a three hour tour at sea and were lost for 5 years. | |
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| No, I played water polo for the U.S. Olympic Team? | |
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| Where the fuck do you -- hey, this isn't my bedroom! Who are you? | |
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| The human's medical history checks out. We may now commence with the excruciatingly painful anal probes. | |
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