Comic Contest XVII: I always thought it was just a saying.

Author: bobo32

Date: March 31, 2001

by bobo32
3-31-01
As the dust settles, an ironic turn of events: I AM the last man on earth.
I know we're the only survivors and must procreate to save the human species, but I'm not easy, so: What is your idea of the perfect date with me?
Hmmm...honestly? We'd sit around and talk about stuff, maybe over dinner, and then go have sex.
Well, I suppose you can't have everything... Um, If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why?
What kind of automobile? 'Cause I'm thinking the backseat, but my reason's not valid if it's a Volkswagen.
Geez, never mind. Well, you can probably at least answer this: If we were making "whoopie", what kind of sounds would you make?
Whoopie? Shit, she'll never put out anyway. Into the fiery lake for me, then. AAAAHHHHH!