Didn't even have to take the quotes out of contest.

Author: bobo32

Date: April 4, 2001

by bobo32
4-04-01
Sure, sure. Maybe Carrie-Anne Moss is hot... for a man!
Sorry, I forgot about your impeccable standards.
Can I help it if I'm attracted to chicks who look like pr0nstars?
No, but you seem to be confused as to how I could like women who look nothing like them.
All I'm saying is, you don't have to settle for less.
Wow. Did he really just say that? Am I talking? Can he hear me?