It hit me like a shiny new penny.

Author: bobo32

Date: April 5, 2001

by bobo32
4-05-01
Jebus! You've come at last!
No my son, I am Jesus, and I am here to save your soul.
Oh. You again. I don't talk to solicitors. Go away.
Shoo. Shoo. Tsssk! Tsssk!
Hey asshole, does it look like I can go anywhere?