You cannot escape

Author: bobo32

Date: April 25, 2001

by bobo32
4-25-01
Everyone step forward and say the phrase you've been handed.
Is that a keg in yo' pants? 'Cuz I'd sho' like to tap 'dat ass!!
Is that a keg in your pants? Accctuallly..... I'd like to tap that ass.
Is that a keg in your pants? Woah, that just sounds too phallic for me.
Is that an ass tap in your keg, because your pants are on backwards.
Yep, that's him officer.