All comics by bobthejanitr

 

by bobthejanitr
11-16-06
WHY GOATS DO DRUGS . . .
H I G H . . . . . . . . . . MR GOATEE??
. . . THESE DAYS!
not any more...

 

by bobthejanitr
11-17-06
DRUGS ARE JUST A CRUTCH!
...and a tree is just a stool...

 

by bobthejanitr
11-17-06
I feel...uh... RESTRICTED by the...uh many... con--fining structures...like a cage.
OR BY THE CONTENTS OF YOUR SOUL

 

by bobthejanitr
11-17-06
WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE PUTTING CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS UP SO EARLY??
to forget about DARFUR...

 

by bobthejanitr
11-20-06
MR. GOATEE, ...WHY MUST YOU DRINK???
and why..........., must you think???

 

by bobthejanitr
11-21-06
STATES
OF
WAR

 

by bobthejanitr
11-22-06
HEY! THIS FRIDAY STAY HOME, PUT YOUR FEET UP, RELAX BY ANY MEANS YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE AND...
...CREATE
ONCE AGAIN IT IS INTERNATIONAL BUY NOTHING DAY--FRIDAY NOVEMBER 24TH!SO CELEBRATE AND CREATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHECK OUT THEIR WEBSITE AT: http://www.adbusters.org/metas/eco/bnd/
create...
CREATE.......AND SHARE, MR. GOATEE !!!
SO STOP BY stripcreator FRIDAY WITH ME AND READ EVERYONE'S COMICS POSTED ON FRIDAY UNTIL......OH LET'S SAY 4:20...
PM....central standard time!

 

by bobthejanitr
11-22-06
THANKSGIVING DAY 2006...
HEY MR. GOATEE!!! WHAT ARE YOU MOST THANKFUL FOR ON THIS THANXGIVING DAY?
strip...
...creator!

 

by bobthejanitr
11-24-06
MR M.A.C. SAYS...
BUY !!! CONSUME... WASTE...DESPOIL... BUY!!! CONSUME... WASTE...DESPOIL..!
HELLO MR M.A.C. (MINDLESS AMERICANCONSUMER) AND A HAPPY BUY NOTHING DAY TO YOU TOO SIR.
BUY!!! CONSUME... WASTE...DESPOIL... BUY!!! CONSUME... WASTE...DESPOIL..!
HEY!!! WEREN'T YOU SELLING THIS SAME SPIEL AT MACY'S PARADE YESTERDAY???
AND ABOVE IT ALL...
... happy buy-nothing-day...

 

by bobthejanitr
11-27-06
SUDDENLY...
MR GOATEE!!! WHAT CAN US AVERAGE CITIZENS MAKE OF THIS FIXATION WITH, "MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN"? WHAT'S IT MEAN?
it means Laura is still up for grabs , MEN...

 

by bobthejanitr
11-28-06
WE INTERRUPT THIS STRIP FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE . . .
BUY WAR . . .
BUY MORE WAR ...
BUY MORE WAR GALORE. . .
BUY MORE WAR GALORE AT YOUR LOCAL WARMORE STORE ! ! !
. . . . why settle for li'l intimate democracy, when you can get big titted capitalism. . .

 

by bobthejanitr
11-29-06
WELCOME TO ENTROPYVILLE...
346, 281, 666, 666 american dollars later . . .
YOU ARE NOW EXITING ENTROPYVILLE . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
11-30-06
"AN ( EYE FOR AN EYE FOR AN EYE FOR AN EYE, ETC.) LEAVES THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND ."--M . G .
" FORGIVE THEM FATHER FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO. "---J . C.
". . . I'M THE DECIDER, AND I DECIDE WHAT IS BEST. "---W

 

by bobthejanitr
12-01-06
TOWNFOLKS, ANGERED BY THE GOINGS-ON WITHIN THE SINISTER CASTLE ON THE HILL, DEMANDED THAT THE EVIL BARON DESIST. INSTEAD. . .
I HAVE. . . HEARD THE VOICES. .uh . BUT LET ME SPELL IT CLEAR. . . . . THIS IN-TAH-LECTAL BATTLE. . .THIS ELECTRY-FYING EXPERIMENT IN CREEE--ATION. IT'S HARD, I KNOW. SOME SAY I HAVE MADE A MONSTER
. . .OMINOUS THUNDER
insert angry mob noises here. . .
. . .WHOA ! NOTHING YOU VILLAGERS NEED GET ALL UP IN ARMS ABOUT!

 

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merely pondering the dream of Jack Cole doing this strip. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . this strip could use a good stretch of imagination. . . .
by bobthejanitr, 12-04-06

 

by bobthejanitr
12-05-06
DECORATED
DEAD
TREES

 

by bobthejanitr
12-06-06
MR GOATEE, DRUGS ARE JUST A CRUTCH ! !
it is a far better thing to use your mind and lean, ... than to surrender one's mind to entropy . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
12-07-06
DECEMBER 7TH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SADLY, ANOTHER DAY THE UNITED STATES REFUSES TO ACT IN DARFUR. ANOTHER DAY OF INFAMY.
help
savedarfur.org

 

by bobthejanitr
12-08-06
LOVE ,
"THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO THAT CAN'T BE DONE . . .
LOVE ,
LOVE . . .
savedarfur.org
. . . IT'S EASY ! " --John Lennon

 

by bobthejanitr
12-11-06
KRAP--FOX-TV CHANNEL 3
T R U T H ! ! !
T R U T H ! ! !
NO BODY'S FAIR AND BALANCED NEWS
T R U T H ! ! !
A N D . . . M O R E. . .
. . . T R U T H ! ! !
. . . lies in self-righteous disguise .

 

by bobthejanitr
12-12-06
AMERICA HATER ! ! !
AMERICA HATER ! ! !
sanctimonious shithead . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
12-18-06
AS THE WORLD BURNS . . .
IF YOU COULD BE ANY SUPERHERO MR PRESIDENT, ANY SUPERHERO AT ALL, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
HEH . . . WELL THAT IS A DIFFERENT . . . KIND OF QUESTION . INSTEAD OF ALL THAT . . .THOSE HARD QUESTIONS... I DEAL WITH ALL DAY LONG.
WELL MR PRESIDENT?
uh . . .
ON COURSE . . .
MR PRESIDENT?
. . .uhh. . . JESUS , OF COURSE.

 

by bobthejanitr
12-18-06
AS THE WORLD BURNS . . .
MS RICE, IF YOU COULD BE ANY SUPERHERO, WHOM WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO BE?
uh . . . WELL. . .
. . .THAT'S AN EASY ONE . . .
ON COURSE . . .
. . . THE PRESIDENT, . . . OF COURSE!

 

by bobthejanitr
12-18-06
MR GOATEE, IF YOU COULD BE ANY SUPERHERO WHO'D YA CHOOSE?
one of those who put a stop to the genocide in Darfur, of course . . .
savedarfur.org

 

by bobthejanitr
12-18-06
THE ENERGY OF LIES . . .
THE ENERGY OF INTOLERANCE . . .
THE ENERGY OF COMPLACENCY . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
12-19-06
YABBA DABBA BLUES . . .
ZOINKS, SCOOB! LIKE THIS IS REALLLY BAAAAAD NEWS . . .
Joseph Barbera 3/24/1911---12/18/2006
RUH- HUH. . . SHAGGY , . . . . . RUH-HUH . . .
WELL JETSON, I SUPPOSE YOU WANT THE DAY OFF FOR THE FUNERAL?
YES MR SPACELY, SIR. IT'S JUST FOR THE DAY. TO SAY FAREWELL . . .
the inevitable episode . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
12-20-06
CLOSED FOR REMODELING
MR GOATEE, WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME ARE THESE NEO-CONS DOING TO OUR NATION ? ?
making it their own . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
12-21-06
.............................................................
......JESUS AT THE WATERCOOLER......
Hey J.C. ! Let me get that for you.
.............................................................
Oh and by the way, I won't be seeing you until next year. I start vacation tomorrow, so have a Happy Birthday !

 

by bobthejanitr
12-22-06
THANK GOD
" We must begin now to increase substantially the troop strength of the Army and Marine Corps by at least 100,000," Sen. John McCain.
FOR VOICES
"Failure in Iraq... would...impair our credibility, ...
... and endanger Americans for decades to come." ---Defense Sec. Robert Gates
OF REASON.
"There's got to be a specific mission that can be accomplished . . .
. . . with the addition of more troops before, you know, I agree on that strategy," W.

 

by bobthejanitr
12-22-06
Mary Christians Sez:
The world is a blank page that the insane write their terrors upon.
Happy Birthday !
Happy New Year.

 

by bobthejanitr
12-22-06
..... JESUS AT THE WATERCOOLER.....
How about a clawhammer this year !

 

by bobthejanitr
12-22-06
FROM OUR HOUSE TO YOURS . . .
happiness . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
12-28-06
AS THE WORLD BURNS . . .
The great american Gerald Ford, who singlehandedly brought unity back to this greatest of nations, . . .
. . .allowing this great nation to move ahead into the prosperity we americans all enjoy, blah, blah, blah, etc., . . .
. . .has passed away at the age of 93. The country mourns this loss. Stay tuned for SCHLEMIEL OR NO SCHLEMIEL, next on KRAP FOX TV-3.
Trinity, now's the time to call . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
12-28-06
Ah, what a beautiful world . . .
j u s t v i s i t i n g
Ah, what beautiful skies . . .
j u s t e n j o y i n g
Oh . . . what a moral abyss................... SAVEDARFUR.ORG
help
j u s t ?

 

by bobthejanitr
12-28-06
Mary Christians sez:
The warm fuzzy season begins its fade . . .
. . . the plummet back to chaos, . . . the return of the abyssal reach.
What i am trying to say is . . . . . . . . . HAPPY NEW YEAR! take care . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
12-29-06
NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
Still looking for that perfect gift of WAR?
Visit your local War-More galore store NOW . . .
. . . for after Christmas . . .
. . . BLOWOUT specials ! ! !
who needs reflective, loving holidays when you can have crass- titted capitalism . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
12-29-06
Five more brave, young american soldiers die . . .
NO BODY'S FAIR AND BALANCED NEWS--KRAP FOX CHANNEL-3
. . .stopping the terrorists before they could . . .
. . . attack this great nation .
KRAP. . . mourns. . . your sacrifice.
Lives . . . . Shattering ............... Lies . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
12-29-06
STRIPCREATOR . . . EX-LAX FOR THE SOUL ! ! !
. . . PEACEFUL NEW YEAR WISHES . . .
may your creative juices run vigorously, this whole year long . . . so to speak . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
12-29-06
8 AM, WST . . . a new year begins
*groan* Oh my aching head .
. . . . . . . happy--new--year ? ? ? . . . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-02-07
HAPPY NEW YEAR OF WAR ! ! !
We Interupt This Year . . .
CHECK OUT THESE DEALS . . .
THIS LOW, LOW PRICE ON YOUNG, YOUNG LIVES . . .
NOW FOR ONE YEAR ONLY . . . . . . AT YOUR LOCAL WARMORE GALORE STORE ! !
who needs new year's resolutions, when you can have archaic mindsets . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-03-07
There are those who have created or defined the modern day hero .
We have lost two more.
MARTIN NODELL-11/15/1915-12/9/2006 JACK BURNLEY----------1911-12/19/2006
find and define the hero in YOU !!!
savedarfur.org

 

by bobthejanitr
1-03-07
MR M.A.C., . . . . . . IS BACK ! ! !
BUY...CONSUME... WASTE...DESPOIL !!! BUY...CONSUME... WASTE...DESPOIL !!!
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO, MR MINDLESS AMERICAN CONSUMER !
BUY...CONSUME ... WASTE...DESPOIL !!! BUY...CONSUME... WASTE...DESPOIL !!!
bought, consumed, wasted and despoiled . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-05-07
Let's all hang Saddam, let's all hang Saddam . . .
let's hang that Rumsfeld hand- shaking madman, let's all hang Saddam ! ! !
Let's all hang Saddam, let's all hang Saddam . . .
praise be to God and let Iraq rot, let's all hang Saddam ! ! !
Let's all hang Say-dam, let's all hang Say-dam . . .
yup, time to string him up, that warcrimes maniac, let's all hang um, let's all hang um, hang, hang, hang, Say-damn ! ! !

 

by bobthejanitr
1-05-07
. . . JESUS AT THE WATERCOOLER . . .
Ah, My Lord !
I suppose you are wondering why Santa didn't deliver the clawhammer. Well, WE made a deal with him: WE allow him his pagan existence . .
. . . while WE keep you where WE need you. Guilt, My Lord, is priceless .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-05-07
God-damned liberals! Saying there's civil war in Iraq !
. . . . . . Wateringhole Warrioirs . . . . . .
Stupid shit-for-brains don't even know ...
...the Civil War was over, uh, a hundred some years ago !
AMERICA HATER ! ! !
FUCKIN' LIBERAL !

 

by bobthejanitr
1-08-07
Or perhaps . . .
Let's all hang the madman, let's all hang the madman,
let's all hang that Rumsfeld hand- shaking crackpot, let's all hang the madman ! ! !
Let's all hang the madman, let's all hang the madman,
praise be to God and let Iraq rot, let's all hang the madman ! ! !
Let's all hang the madman, let's all hang the madman,
yup, time to string 'em up, that warcrimes maniac, let's all hang 'em, let's all hang 'em, hang, hang, hang, the madman ! ! !

 

by bobthejanitr
1-08-07
Liberal scientists are reporting that the Ayles ice shelf, by the North Pole, . .
..NO BODY'S Fair and Balanced News..
. . . has broken off and now is a 40 square mile island of ice in the Artic Sea.
This is just another blatant liberal attempt to brain-wash our children, by scaring them into believing
. . . global warming is destroying the North Pole, home of Santa!!! Liberals, have you no sense of decency?
ah yes, may we live during interesting times. . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-10-07
To follow up on yesterday's news of the claim of Global Warming causing a . . .
. . . 40 square mile ice shelf to break off near the North Pole, home of Santa.
NO BODY'S Fair And Balanced News
KRAP TV-3 NEWS has learned that this information was held for months and . . .
. . . released during the Christmas holiday.To scare our kid's? . . . . . . . . A coincidence ?
Or another liberal conspiracy to destroy the way of life we are so heroically killing for, uh . . .fighting for. America, YOU CHOOSE ! ! !
ahh, pro-choice again. and I choose TRUTH . . . . . . . . . and/or humor . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-11-07
And so I ask you, what is all this nonsense about global warming and a breaking ice shelf ?
This Ayles ice shelf was merely God adding an ice cube to his justly deserved drink, after all . . .
" . . . His immaculate work ! "
*chortle* ha-ha, . . . he's right, . . . . *snicker* !
hoo-ha-ha . . . *snort* yep! . . . baaa-baaa . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-11-07
. . . JESUS AT THE WATERCOOLER . . .
Did you hear that bedlamite minister attributing the broken off Ayles ice shelf as an icecube in god's drink?
FLASHBACK FLASHBACK FLASHBACK
. . . not an act of global warming, merely God adding an icecube to His justly deserved drink, after all His immaculate work!
your point ?
So would a drunken god be even more cruel ?

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