WHY GOATS DO DRUGS THESE DAYS-------12/01/06

Author: bobthejanitr

Date: December 1, 2006

by bobthejanitr
12-01-06
TOWNFOLKS, ANGERED BY THE GOINGS-ON WITHIN THE SINISTER CASTLE ON THE HILL, DEMANDED THAT THE EVIL BARON DESIST. INSTEAD. . .
I HAVE. . . HEARD THE VOICES. .uh . BUT LET ME SPELL IT CLEAR. . . . . THIS IN-TAH-LECTAL BATTLE. . .THIS ELECTRY-FYING EXPERIMENT IN CREEE--ATION. IT'S HARD, I KNOW. SOME SAY I HAVE MADE A MONSTER
. . .OMINOUS THUNDER
insert angry mob noises here. . .
. . .WHOA ! NOTHING YOU VILLAGERS NEED GET ALL UP IN ARMS ABOUT!