A Messed up Mort Christmas

Author: boinky33

Date: December 18, 2004

by boinky33
12-18-04
Those stupid jerks don't want to celebrate Christmas with me? So be it! I hate Christmas anyway!
What the fuck? You hate Christmas? This cannot be!
Oh my god, it's Billy Gibbons!
What? No I'm not, you dumb shit! I'm Santa!