A Messed up Mort Christmas

Author: boinky33

Date: December 18, 2004

by boinky33
12-18-04
Santa does not exist! He is faker than Captain Fakey Fakington the third!
No, I am real. But you don't like Christmas anymore. Why is that?
Because it's stupid and dumb, that's why!!!!
But Christmas is important. Without Christmas, I would die.
Is that true?
No, not really.