A Messed up Mort Christmas

Author: boinky33

Date: December 18, 2004

by boinky33
12-18-04
This is crazy! Santa? Spirits? Commission? YEAH RIGHT!
Aw, man! I just shampooed that carpet!
It is I, the ghost of Christmas past. But you can call me retard. One time I stole a mango from my neighbor's tree, and he beat the crap out of me with Emmanuelle Lewis.