How not to pretend you're him out of that band

Author: boki

Date: June 16, 2002

by boki
6-16-02
Hey, are you Matt from Muse?
Huh? Never heard of him!
Well, you've nicked his harido and stage moves.
You hurt me with your accusations of plagiarism. I'm gonna write a song about the pain in my soul. And then bang a bunch of groupies.
You ARE him, aren't you?
Shit, busted,