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| I've got one week to live, but I've always been good. Will I go to heaven? | |
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| Well, I'll need to check with my line manager as I'm not authorised to make that call, but based on the data you've given me the forecast is positive. | |
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| Billy is in the near-death sector of his current life campaign. Do we forsee an imminent heaven-entry scenario? | |
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| souls are out of my jurisdiction, I'm afraid. This one needs to go to the CEO | |
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| You have reached the Deity voicemail service. To leave a message for God, press 1. For Yahweh, press 2. For Allah, press 3. For Brahma... | |
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| Yeahyeah, very fucking funny, Dad. Just tell us if we're getting Billy in next week, will you? | |
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