All comics by bokosox

 

by bokosox
8-20-03
Girls are stupid.
I'm not a stupid girl. I'm very smart. I always know exactly what I'm doing.
Ok, you are not stupid, but you act like a stupid-girl sometimes.
I'm going to marry Matt when he gets out of jail. Its going to be just like in the movies, so romantic, lalala.
What a moron.
What a jerk.

 

by bokosox
8-20-03
You're a wuss,
I'm tough.
I'm not scared of anything anything.
I'm scared of everything.

 

by bokosox
8-22-03
Your taste in guys kinda sucks.
No it doesn't. I have great taste.
I like fitty cen yo.
Hey baby, whats up?

 

by bokosox
9-23-03
Thoughts while wondering why stripcreator has 3 desert scenes but no beach one
Ha ha, I'm in cali and you are not. And soon Warren will be here too.
Yeah, well when I'm there I'll have money saved and it won't be a rash decision.
I think this whole "Jason is responsible" thing is rubbing off on you.
I hope so, I need to be more responsible and adult.
Being an adult sucks.
Wait a minute, doesn't being an adult sucks?

 

by bokosox
9-23-03
I wonder if I'll make any friends here.
Hey baby, got $5?
I wonder if I want to.
Ok, how about $2?

 

by bokosox
10-14-03
Being semi-stupid...
Hi, I'm going to be your friend then not talk to for 3 months.
Oooh, let's kiss.
Being semi-smart...
He doesn't talk to me. I hate him.
Good, he was weird anyways.
Being very stupid...
Hi baby, I'm sorry I never called you and I was a jerk.
Its ok, I forgive you.

 

by bokosox
10-14-03
Being semi-stupid...
Hi, I'm going to be your friend then not talk to for 3 months.
Oooh, let's kiss.
Being semi-smart...
He doesn't talk to me. I hate him.
Good, he was weird anyways.
Being very stupid...
Hi baby, I'm sorry I never called you and I was a jerk.
Its ok, I forgive you.

 

by bokosox
10-14-03
Girls are stupid.
I'm not stupid!
Ok, your not stupid. But you still do stupid girl things sometimes.
I do NOT! I'm smart!
By the way, me and Matt are getting married when he gets out of jail. We're going to live happily ever after, just like in the movies.
I take it back, you are stupid.

 

by bokosox
10-14-03
I like'd being able to see you when I wanted. Talking on the phone isn't the same.
I wish you'd come visit me. I really miss you.
Do you miss me?
Um, yeah, I guess.

 

by bokosox
10-17-03
I wish you'd stop saying mean things about Shari. It's not very nice and you don't even know her.
I do too know her! I've heard lots of stories. That's the same thing as knowing her.
Well I'm not going stop talking to her just cuz you say to. I'll take it under advisement though.
She is sketchy! You don't trust me! If you did you'd stop talking to her.
*sigh* Just cuz I don't base all my decisions on what you say doesn't mean I don't trust you. By the way, why am I in boxers?
I like you better that way.

 

by bokosox
10-19-03
Do you believe in God?
Hahahaha, if there was a god you wouldn't even exist
Hmm, good point.
What is God anyways? What's the defining characteristic of a god? Immortality? The ability to perform miracles. Omnipatence?
I think you spelled omnipotence wrong.
Apparently I am not a god.

 

by bokosox
10-21-03
Ok, I learned my lesson after Jason. I'm never messing around with a boss again.
That's probably a good idea.
Its not worth it. It always ends badly.
Ok, but I bet you do.
Hey, I'm your new boss Matt.
Let's make out.

 

by bokosox
10-26-03
R.I.P. Elliott Smith
"I'll tell you why I, don't wanna know where you are. I gotta joke I've been dying to tell you..."
"...to make the noise that I, kept so quiet. Kept it from you, Pitseleh..."
"...I'm not what's missing, from your life now. I could never be the, puzzle pieces..."
... and say that God makes problems, just to see what you can stand, before you do as the, devil pleases. Give up the thing, you love..."
"...I'm so angry. I don't think it will ever pass, and I was bad news for you, just because, I never meant to hurt you."
*sigh*

 

by bokosox
10-26-03
So you think Shari is sketchy cuz she cheated on her boyfriend with me, even though I told you about the extenuating circumstances and how guilty she felt?
Yes, I would never cheat on anyone. its the worst thing ever. There are NO exceptions.
Hey, I have a girlfirend you know.
Let's make out anyways.
Hahaha. So cheating is the worst thing ever huh? And yet you make out with guys with girlfriends
Shut up.

 

by bokosox
1-16-08
When are you going to come visit me?
In a couple weeks.
Its been two months, are you coming?
Yes! I'll come up in a few weeks.
The Year 3000
You're not coming are you?
Why do you say that?

 

by bokosox
1-28-08
What are you doing?
Creating a database of players for my fantasy baseball team.
What kind of loser wastes his time on that pointless crap? Do something useful with your time.
My draft is only two months away and I'm still missing half the AAA back-up infielders.
Next on the Female/Fashion/Gossip network, a lame reality tv show with lots of forced drama about a bunch of people making ridiculous clothes that no one would ever wear.
Ooh, my favorite show is on.

 

by bokosox
1-31-08
You are so bad at communicating.
I know, but sometimes I feel like it isn't just me.
Want to go to bed and do it?
I'll be right there!
How come your clothes are still on?
Ready to do crossword?

 

by bokosox
2-01-08
So how was work today?
Um.....
Earlier that day
Ok, so if the square of the hypotenuse is 25, what is the length of the unknown leg?
3 bananas?
Work was great.
Do I smell plantains?

 

by bokosox
2-01-08
..and she had on this gross green shirt....and in class today, our teacher said our papers had to include a behavioral studies...but I felt like he should have told her, don't you think?... So then...
Ok. Yup. Uh huh. Sure.
Another 3 for Pierce! The Celtics have the lead!
......I'm going to murder you and throw your body off the Newport bridge, ok?
A short time later
Did you say something?
These giant, ancient crocodiles could have swallowed a volkswagon whole.

 

by bokosox
5-19-09
When am I ever going to need math in real life?
Well, it really depends on your job. Lots of people use math in their jobs everyday, accountants, engineers, economists, scientists... Plus you just never know when it can come in handy.
While I think the problem solving skills you learn in math are important, sometimes I think the kids have a point, when are most of them ever going to need to know how to use the Pythagorean Formula?
You never know...
For the last time Earthling, what is the is the length of the hypotenuse?
Twelveteen?

 

by bokosox
10-27-09
I can't believe it's really over. You've become such a part of me, it feels like I'm literally losing a piece of myself.
And all I can think about is that if things has just been a little different, we would have been able to be really happy together. But we could never undo the past, and now its too late.

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