Cold-Hearted Santa

Author: boloboffin

Date: May 27, 2006

by boloboffin
5-27-06
Santa, Santa! We got our first letter of the year!
Jee-zus Christ! We haven't even finished cleaning up from 2005! Put whoever this asshole is on the coal and switches list with extreme prejudice!
Dear Santa: I'm 4 years old. I want you to make my daddy well again so my mommy will stop crying. Lisa.
Alright, alright. Put her down for a black dress.