al-Zarqawi's Dead!!!

Author: boloboffin

Date: June 8, 2006

by boloboffin
6-08-06
Really? Dang! I thought we killed him a while back...
No, Mr. President. That was just misinfo that we put out to make us look like fuckups and lull him to a false sense of security.
Cool! Can I have his fake leg?
He doesn't have a fake leg. That was also misinfo we put out to make us look like fuckups and lull him to a false sense of security.
Boy howdy! We sure work hard to make ourselves look like fuckups.
Why else do you think Cheney picked you to lead the ticket?