Pax TV's Fall Lineup!

Author: boloboffin

Date: July 4, 2006

by boloboffin
7-04-06
Must-See TV: True Doorknocking Stories!
I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.
Sweetie-pie, I'll have you calling his name.
Followed by a full hour of America's Holiest Home Videos!
Oh, no, the cat tryin to take communion again! He so funny!
Rraoorr!
And from the producers of Left Behind, the exciting new homeschooling drama: Left Further Behind!
...so there was plenty of room on the Ark for all the animals.
How nice. Unfortunately, we frown on faith-based cash register skills around here.