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| Welcome back to "The Universe's Wildest Celebrity Deaths" - accept no substitutes! Today's guest: Don Rickles! | |
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| Thanks, Steve. Long story short: I was crossing the street and got hit by a truck. | |
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| I don't see what's so ironic about that... | |
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| It was packed full of copies of How to Win Friends and Influence People being delivered to a local Border's. | |
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| Oh. That's a little better... | |
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| Plus, I'd spoted xxausrottenxx across the street and was trying to tell him how much I enjoyed that nice, tight ass of his last night. | |
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