People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee

Author: boloboffin

Date: September 16, 2006

by boloboffin
9-16-06
Welcome to LotaLatte: Saturn Edition! How can I help you?
The cookies are free, correct?
No, sir.
I'm paying a hundred thousand for a new car, and I can't get a free cookie!?
If you can afford a hundred thousand dollar car, you can afford an eighty-one cent cookie.