Pirate Joke

Author: boloboffin

Date: September 19, 2006

by boloboffin
9-19-06
My goodness, you've lost quite a bit of your body! How did it all happen?
Well, I'll tell you, ARRRRGH! I lost me hand when a shark swam up and bit it off! I lost me leg when it got tangled in a rope and the cap'n turned to stARRRRboard!
And I lost me eye when I looked up and a pigeon pooped rrrrrright into it!
Pigeon poop put out your eye?
No, it was me first day with the hook. ARRRRGH!