People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee

Author: boloboffin

Date: October 8, 2006

by boloboffin
10-08-06
A tuna salad sandwich...wait. It doesn't have, like, apples or weird shit in it, does it?
Well, yes, our tuna salad is made with granny smith apples...
GODDAMMIT! I don't understand why people have to fuck with tuna salad! Everybody has to put some goddam shit into the tuna salad!!!
I know you just work here, but damn! You know what I mean?
Yeah, tell you what. Just this once, I'll take the gun away from your head and not make you buy that sandwich, okay?