Cold Hearted Santa

Author: boloboffin

Date: September 24, 2007

by boloboffin
9-24-07
Santa, why are you so cold hearted?
Because you asked me so nicely, Timmy, come with me through the pages of time...
See this man, twisted and bleeding, gasping out for one tiny drop of mercy in this cold, dark world?
Oh, no! Is this your -- your daddy?
No, Timmy, this is you in Iran in twenty years. HO-HO-HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!