Clown Club

Author: boloboffin

Date: October 8, 2007

by boloboffin
10-08-07
So you wanna be a clown?
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Trust me, kid. You don't want to be a clown. The whiteface, the endless practice sessions, the long nights of drinking and unbridled perverted sex...
Hey, I know the score. I worked at Home Depot during the holidays last year.
Home Depot?
I can do things with a leaf blower and a ball peen hammer that you don't even want to think about.