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| Don't cry for me, Mr. Coffee Man. Ever since I became an ex-gay, life with my Lord and Savior has been one ecstacy after another! | |
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| Whenever Satan calls, I just close my eyes and think of Jesus' tortured body writhing on the cross, undulating in agony and sweat. | |
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| His chest heaving, his powerful legs sliding against each other, his thick, meaty biceps straining against the firm, unyielding wood... | |
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| Let me guess. Your favorite Bible book is the Gospel of St. Mapplethorpe. | |
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