Ray-Ray The Ex-Gay

Author: boloboffin

Date: November 6, 2007

by boloboffin
11-06-07
Melody, my child, you seem upset.
I'm just so bummed out by this whole Ray-Ray situation, Father Fucker.
Plucker.
Whatever. I've been there for Ray-Ray time and time again, and now that he's straight, he doesn't want to marry me? What up with that?
Oh. Um, if Ray-Ray should ever marry, it should be to a woman who maximizes his chances of being drawn to her. Sexually, that is.
And?