Ray-Ray The Ex-Gay

Author: boloboffin

Date: November 14, 2007

by boloboffin
11-14-07
Backstage at the Lounge of Anguish:
Cody, Cody, I need you to come with, quick!
It's Thorn. And I really wish I could, Melody, but Shreikingrund's about to do our biggest gig ever in like --
Whatever! But if you want me to be happy, you'll be making out with me in front of the Holy Wood Evangelical Church within the next two minutes!!!
M-making out with you? In front of a church? Right now?
Yes, Jesus, would you get those baggy pants into gear???
Every Sha-la-la-la, Every Wo-o-wo-o still shines...