Ray-Ray The Ex-Gay

Author: boloboffin

Date: January 18, 2008

by boloboffin
1-18-08
And so I just snuck out to call you, Father Plucker. Should I tackle those titties or what?
Oh, I'm glad you called, Ray-Ray. Premarital sex is a sin in the eyes of the Lord.
But not as bad as gay sex, right?
Erm, yes, of course. But both will send you to the fiery pit of hell, Ray-Ray.
JESUS CHRIST! Isn't there any way to get laid in this damn religion?
Well, Ray-Ray, you could marry her.