FTC: Damage Control to Major Tom

Author: boloboffin

Date: January 25, 2008

by boloboffin
1-25-08
Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night.
All right. I was tending the cows when this huge spaceship right out of "Close Encounter" comes sailing...
Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. The sky that night. Sir, I represent --
What the hell's wrong with you?
***Damn it, the voice synth's fucked again. Beam him out for a memory wipe.***
911, this is Bobbyaa-diadj- dk;lkd----