How "Harold and Maude" Should Have Ended

Author: boloboffin

Date: April 19, 2008

by boloboffin
4-19-08
You crazy kid. You're always trying to kill yourself.
I can't help it. I'm in love with Death.
Hey, you're still a virgin, aren't you?
*gulp* Yeah.
Master Andy! Please accept this offering to your Satanic majesty!
YIIIIYYIII!!!!!!!