What If Masturbation Meant Abject Fear?

Author: boloboffin

Date: May 26, 2008

by boloboffin
5-26-08
Oh, my God, I can't get out! *whack whack whack whack whack*
This is the police. We've got the place surrounded.
I can't go back to prison! *whack whack whack whack whack*
Come out with your hands where we can see them.
WATCH OUT, YOU FUCKERS!! I GOT A BOMB AND I'LL BLOW THIS PLACE SKY-HIGH!!
*whack whack whack whack whack*