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| "This cookbook is written for consenting diners of semen. Please do not add semen to your guests' food without informing them beforehand." | |
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| "Some semen cooks enjoy ejaculating directly into the sauce pan or mixing bowl." | |
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| "Also, the frozen semen can be mixed with syrup and shaved ice to make yummy ice cones." | |
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| "In fact, Dr. Atkins would probably have praised semen as an ideal food had it not been considered a faux pas." | |
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| "Fructose, sorbitol, inositol, glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid, creatine, phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium..." | |
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| "...making sure the semen producer is properly hydrated is the key to both high volume and consistent texture." | |
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