Lemon/Aide

Author: boloboffin

Date: February 5, 2009

by boloboffin
2-05-09
So you're my new assistant? Great, let's go over your duties.
I'd appreciate that, Mr. Lemon.
All right, so you'll be keeping the supplies in order, writing my letters, trimming my hairy scrotum, getting me coffee...
Hang on. Did you just say "trim your hairy scrotum"?
Well, yes. Is there a problem with that?
Oh, no, I was just wondering if you used a #1 guard on the clippers or if you preferred the closeness of a straight razor.