I Like The Maury Povich

Author: boloboffin

Date: February 10, 2009

by boloboffin
2-10-09
An discarded birdcage just sitting here on the sidewalk. I should take it home.
I could get a bird. Her name would be Jessica and she would sing to me all day.
Or I could just jam it up my ass and jerk off to Maury Povich.