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| Dude, my friend has hooked up with this Jesus freak and it's seriously cramping his style. Is there any way to save my friend from Jesus? | |
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| You are not trying to save your friend from Jesus. | |
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| No, man, it's awful. She won't let him smoke weed, she preaches at him, and she reads her Bible out loud whenever I come over. I've got to save my friend from Jesus. | |
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| You are not trying to save your friend from Jesus. You are trying to save your friend from pussy. | |
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| Yes, and it sounds like the most righteous God pussy ever if he puts up with it like that. Stop being jealous of your friend's pussy. | |
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