What if dildo meant vacuum cleaner?

Author: boloboffin

Date: June 3, 2009

by boloboffin
6-03-09
I need to get a longer cord for my dildo. It doesn't reach quite as far as I'd like it to.
Your dildo isn't battery-operated?
No, the ones that use batteries are convenient, but as much as I run my dildo...
That's true. Every time I come over, you're jamming that dildo into every crevice you can reach.
I can't help it! The attachments that came with this dildo are such a joy to use!
Well, be careful. If your shag gets accustomed to that wide rotating brush, you'll never be satisified with anything smaller again.