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| You give out Girl Scout merit badges for Man Waiting. I can just see those requirements now. | |
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| "1. Find a way to make your daddy wait on you and time each step of his emotional breakdown with a stopwatch." | |
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| "2. Discuss at your next slumber party how any man who really loved you would wait for you at least as long as your daddy." | |
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