How to get the server to be used forever and ever and.......

Author: bonesoft

Date: December 15, 2006

by bonesoft
12-15-06
*sigh* J2EE guy any ideas where to begin? We need to get an application server asap, and there is no hardware to be found?
Do I look like I care? And if I were to care whats in it for me?
Well we'd be very grateful if you could do this for us. You scratch my a* and I scratch your etc
Not a very tempting offer. But I guess I could install it on my old laptop. It slow as h*ll but I guess it's enough for you to get started with. Go fetch it for me please.
....and so the "temporary" solution is born
Are you sure he said the computer we need is stored in a trashcan?
Yes Yes, second trashbin from the left. Continue looking we haven't got all day.